Starting to do some miles....and...Hmmmm, some MOT that was!

smiffy

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She's not perfect
  1. she's 17 years old,
  2. has done over 140k,
  3. has had more than a "few" owners
  4. has a few obvious blemises
  5. and I didn't pay loads for her
I knew I'd have a bit to do, but, the dealer I bought it off had just had a major service done with an MOT at another local garage. Having worked in the motor trade, and having a mate who runs a MOT station (not the same one), I do have a some faith in the trade and the MOT system!

Up until Wednesday, I'd only done 46 miles, in daylight, in her, including about 15 miles of test drive before buying. I'd noticed the tramlining and I'd noticed that she felt a little "loose". Anyway Wednesday comes and I have to go see a client in Norwich, about a 60 mile round trip. Me thinks, sod the van, I'll take the Zed! Proper shakedown road test!

Outbound, Well, she definitely is a bit too loose and where did that hunting in traffic come from?
Return, its dark, headlights on, why is the nearside illuminating cows in the fields and why can I only just see the top of the offside beam? Oh well, clean the screen and away we go. What no washers? Quick look revealed a full washer bottle. Hmmmm, some MOT that was!

Anyway, off home. I'm sure @Shelly will confirm that driving the Acle straight on a dark night with little more than sidelights isn't great fun.

So, yesterday I go see my mate at his MOT station, "Nick, can I borrow your beam checker?"
"sure, I'll just shift that". That being a big old Chevy pick-up. There's something raw about a big block Chevy V8 firing up. Anyway, on checking the Zeds beam alignment, Nick laughed out loud, "never seen one that bad before!" and walked off leaving me to it. Well, Nearside adjusted fine. Offside, the dip motor had failed and had driven the reflector all the way down and beyond the stops! Stripped and fixed, for now.

Washers, well the blingy chrome washer jets that had been fitted have different size pipe fittings so never could have worked! They are going, didn't like them anyway. Hmmmm, some MOT that was!

Up goes the ramp for a quick look round underneath. "Nick, wadaya think to this?" as I point at a rather ropey looking diff bush. "well, I'd have to pass it, but...I'd note it"
Working our way around, we stop at the front wishbone bushes, "well, I'd have to pass it, but...I'd note it".
"do you say anything else mate?"
"oh yes, how about fail!"

Hmmmm, some MOT that was!

Time to go home, "Nick, do you want me to bring the Chevy back in?"
"oh, yes please mate"
Suddenly the Zed seems a bit short on torque!

footnote
a quick plug for Nick. Nick is an old mate I used to rally a Mk2 Escort with. He's into performance, MOT's pay the bills. One day his Cobra kit with a BMW 4.0ltr V8 in it, will get finished!
http://www.lowestoftmot.com/
 

oldcarman

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You right! Some MOT testing! Glad we haven't gone to yearly safeties yet here in Canada.
You're also right about a BBC firing up and going Down a drag strip! I have one sitting waiting to go into my 57 chev 2dr. 462 cu in, edelbrock tunnel ram with 2-750 edelbrock thunder carbs. Should rock that old car pretty good. Hoping for around 600hp when it's done! Also have 2.- 3-71 blowers if I really go crazy. Working the body with full tilt front sheet metal that looks close to stock! Good luck with the zed!! JIM
 

Shelly

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O dear poor you @smiffy :p
The Acle straight is a terrible road to drive on :)
Always accidents on that road :(
Hope you get you Z mended quickly :)
 

Brian4

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Sorry to hear your tale but hopefully you can get the car sorted and going in a straight line again.
I guess your faith in the trade and MOT has been dented.
 

smiffy

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Sorry to hear your tale but hopefully you can get the car sorted and going in a straight line again.
I guess your faith in the trade and MOT has been dented.
  • Headlights are sorted, and legal
  • Washer jets, I should have a set in my hands before the week end
  • Bushes, well they would pass an MOT, so haven't taken it off the road, but a complete re-bush is at the top of the project list. It will be done bit at a time, Just got to decide whether to fit standard, Z3M or poly bushes. Thoughts anyone?
She'll be fine!

Faith in the motor trade, well its always had its characters, I should know, I worked in it! Its the iffy MOT that surprised me. When "Nick" set up his testing bay, I helped him with some practice tests and was his "assistant" on the day the bloke from VOSA came down and tested him. Oddly, an MOT tester can test a vehicle on his own, but when he is being tested by the VOSA inspector, he must have an assistant to complete a test! Seeing how thorough and strict the VOSA chap was, makes me wonder why any garage would either, do an iffy MOT or be so lax. Becoming a testing station isn't easy but loosing one is.
 

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Glad you're getting everything back to shape! Keep sluggin along and soon it will just be a memory! JIM
 

the Nefyn cat

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Oddly, an MOT tester can test a vehicle on his own, but when he is being tested by the VOSA inspector, he must have an assistant to complete a test!
Speaking as a one-time tester, the assistant is compulsory every time, not having one and being caught by one of the incognito examiners is bad news. Besides, how else are you to check all the things that need to be operated while you test them (steering, bakes, lights etc )? Not worth being caught out, IMO. And the customer winds up with an MOT not worth the paper it's printed on. Glad I'm out of it.
 

t-tony

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Speaking as a one-time tester, the assistant is compulsory every time, not having one and being caught by one of the incognito examiners is bad news. Besides, how else are you to check all the things that need to be operated while you test them (steering, bakes, lights etc )? Not worth being caught out, IMO. And the customer winds up with an MOT not worth the paper it's printed on. Glad I'm out of it.
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!

Tony.
 

smiffy

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Speaking as a one-time tester, the assistant is compulsory every time, not having one and being caught by one of the incognito examiners is bad news. Besides, how else are you to check all the things that need to be operated while you test them (steering, bakes, lights etc )? Not worth being caught out, IMO. And the customer winds up with an MOT not worth the paper it's printed on. Glad I'm out of it.
Not sure when you got out of MOT's but it was made quite clear at the time that solo testing was what was expected. Certainly since when I worked in the trade nearly 30 years ago, the MOT testing bays and the required equipment to test with have changed considerably.

for example to make it a solo task;
  • full width mirror ahead of the lane for front light checking
  • CCTV cameras and monitors for viewing rear of vehicle
  • break pedal compressor for pipe checks
  • wheel shakers built into the ramp
it is a solo task these days
 

t-tony

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Not sure when you got out of MOT's but it was made quite clear at the time that solo testing was what was expected. Certainly since when I worked in the trade nearly 30 years ago, the MOT testing bays and the required equipment to test with have changed considerably.

for example to make it a solo task;
  • full width mirror ahead of the lane for front light checking
  • CCTV cameras and monitors for viewing rear of vehicle
  • break pedal compressor for pipe checks
  • wheel shakers built into the ramp
it is a solo task these days
ONLY if you have a one man testing lane. If you don't you should use an assistant for the parts of the test that require an assistant.

Tony.
 
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